Ahh this is funny!
Sent to me as a Friday-happiness-fun-weekend-rainbows-smile quote this afternoon...
"Also, the mistake many authors make is that they think submitting everywhere and anywhere is their best chance of getting published (and this is increasingly evident as authors want to dump their work on publishers via e-mail) … but this is not the case here, as we are quite deliberate in who we select (and, if we do choose you, only to find out the same submission has been chosen by another publisher, you will never appear ... hence, our No Multiple Submission policy). This said … we wish you the best in your writing endeavours!"
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