Dear Friends, Colleagues, Ex-girlfriends, Distant Family Members, Bus Drivers,etc,I am very pleased and attractive to announce that The Fifth Annual Mustaches for Kids mustache growing contest and fundraiser is under way! Last year our devoted mustachees, raised $20,000 for Make a Wish Eastern Ontario.
But Adam, i don't like personal interaction with you!
That's OK! I understand. Really. I have to be around myself all the time, and I know it can be painful. Even though I will be coming around and asking you for a donation, this kind of personal interaction can be avoided. Simply go to the Mustaches for Kids homepage, where you can choose to sponsor me via PayPal.
