Dear Friends, Colleagues, Ex-girlfriends, Distant Family Members, Bus Drivers,etc,
I am very pleased and attractive to announce that The Fifth Annual Mustaches for Kids mustache growing contest and fundraiser is under way! Last year our devoted mustachees, raised $20,000 for Make a Wish Eastern Ontario.
But Adam, i don't like personal interaction with you!
That's OK! I understand. Really. I have to be around myself all the time, and I know it can be painful. Even though I will be coming around and asking you for a donation, this kind of personal interaction can be avoided. Simply go to the Mustaches for Kids homepage, where you can choose to sponsor me via PayPal.
2 hours ago